Ayo just rip my heart into pieces and we can probably be friends

 

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot)

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship